A list of Fun Things to Do!

I just found a list of fun things to do!!!
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1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
8. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.
9. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports. To practise your negotiation skills since young.
10. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
11. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.
12. When the teacher ask a question, wave your hand like a palm tree in a hurricane and say “pick me, pick me!” When the teacher finally calls on you, say “never mind”.
13. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
14. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
15. When the teacher calls on you, talk so softly that the teacher can barely hear you. When she tells you to speak up, pretend to be dead on your desk.
16. Don’t work when the teacher is looking. Work when the teacher is working.